January 2011
When you send a text to the wrong person...
When people say they don't understand tumblr
TUMBLR IS CLEARLY DESIGNED FOR SUPERIOR MINDS ONLY.
On Valentine's Day:
What my friends will be doing:
What I’ll be doing:
When that one kid won't shut up and your teacher...
That moment when you are right, after everyone was...
"I want to be more than friends." ...Oh, you mean...
When a bitch ruins your day .
At first , you’re all happy like :
Then suddenly the bitch in your class walks in and you’re all like :
She joins your group and ruins EVERYTHING !
On the outside you’re like :
But inside you’re really like :
My Parents.
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
Reblog this if you are Malaysian Tumblrians. Like...
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
when you have a song playing on your dash,...
That horrific moment when you're about to hit the...
You mean like this :
So, how did Bruno Mars know she had her eyes wide...
Does that mean his eyes were open too?
Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
That awkward moment when you say AVADA KEDAVRA at...
You go girl, you unlock that door as you die!
I am obviously too sexy for a Valentine.
I eat differently depending on how hungry I am.
Starving
Hungry
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